It's a bingo!

With trade rumors swirling just minutes before the draft was to start, there was intense pressure from Dirty Birds management to trade down. A well known budget crisis plagues the franchise as unemployment runs rampant throughout the organization. As one potential trade after another fell through, GM Jon was about to shrug his shoulders and just use his number two overall pick when The Jewish Panda Bear, Mike, called with an offer. Through the use of big words, foreign languages, and a threatening Louisville Slugger, Mike convinced Jon to swap their first and second round picks. That meant the #2 and #27 picks were now in Mike's possession while Jon moved down to #8 and #21.

After Drew Brees was snatched away at number seven, Jon was forced to take the first wide receiver in the draft, Andre Johnson at number eight. On his wraparound pick, he lusted after Peyton Manning or Tom Brady but both were gone and he instead went with another receiver, Roddy White.

As for Mike, he ended up with the explosive Adrian Peterson and deep threat Greg Jennings. ESPN trade experts give a slight edge to the Inglourious Basterd end of deal as a prime time running back like Peterson trumps any dainty pass catcher, even one with the physical gifts of an Andre Johnson. Tom Jackson, speaking off the record: "The Birds got their quarterbacks snatched out from under them and now things could really blow up in their faces if AP goes wild. What a dumb move. Wouldn't want to be that guy. Idiot."

In related news, GM Jon may soon cross fantasy and reality lives, as unemployment lurks on both fronts.