Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Uncanny X-Men Team Previews

2. Dirty Birds (Jon)
With the trade down to in the first round, the Dirty Birds committed themselves to the air. They selected six receivers projected as the main pass catcher on their NFL teams: Andre Johnson, Roddy White, Dwayne Bowe, Malcolm Floyd, Laurent Robinson, and Jabar Gaffney. The problem is there's no real running back here, with Jamaal Charles, Marion Barber, and Cadillac Williams all filled with some question marks. And more importantly, can QB Matt Ryan evolve into a good fantasy player or will Ben Roethlisberger be called upon to save the day?

4. Department H (Mark)
We actually kind of really like the mysterious Department H's core of Philip Rivers, Ray Rice, and Anquan Boldin. They are all going to be top tier players and the 2010 Ravens are said to be an offensive team finally. There a lot of WR potentials on the roster with Mike Wallace, Santonio Holmes, Devin Aromashodu, and Legedu Naanee but we think TE Vernon Davis will still be the best receiver after Boldin. The backfield is thin though, as Darren Sproles, Rashad Jennings, and Brian Westbrook aren't full time players and would be cause for concern if Rice goes down.

6. The Johnsons (Kevin)
This roster seems like a very complete one as there are quality backups and prospects at every position. Frank Gore is a stud, and Knoshown Moreno, Darren McFadden, and/or Fred Jackson should complement him well. The Johnsons are strong at receiver with Miles Austin, Hakeem Nicks, Kenny Britt, and Kellen Winslow. Matt Schaub won't likely ever need to come out of the lineup but Vince Young is a very capable backup. While some of these guys won't work out, enough of them should to emerge to give Kevin a very flexible team that might depend heavily on week to week matchups.

8. Inglorius Basterds (Mike)
Rolling the dice and trading up to nab Adrian Peterson was a calculated gamble but it could work out well. Behind Peterson is a large handful of timeshare RBs in Pierre Thomas, Laurence Maroney, Thomas Jones, and Chester Taylor. Mike did manage to draft a good selection of receivers to take the pressure off All Day (Greg Jennings, Wes Welker, Lee Evans, Chris Cooley) but who'll throw them the ball? Is Kevin Kolb as good as he's been touted, or will sophomore Mark Sanchez have to come off the bench and save the day? Can a Bruin really rely on a Trojan at any point in the season? Probably not I say.

10. Alberto's El Nino's (Hong)
That's two possessive apostrophes in one team name; it's a Mexican joint in Poway's crazy weather's something basically. Hong's team is devoid of tight ends or John Carney but he's assembled quite the crew. Running backs Michael Turner and Joseph Addai are solid starters. QBs Carson Palmer and Donovan McNabb are fading but could still have one more good season. And Larry Fitzgerald, Hines Ward, Pierre Garcon, and Derrick Mason let the El Nino's go run-and-gun if they want. There's even a LaDainian Tomlinson sighting here! And who doesn't fear Devin Hester as a kick returner?

12. Ben Coates All-Stars (Andy)
Basically I wrote all these team synopses so that I could get to Andy's. There's going to be three TEs on this roster and while that may sound crazy, it's hard to argue with Antonio Gates, Jermichael Finley, and Brent Celek. Okay, maybe Celek. But we're hoping Andy drafts another TE so he can go run-and-tight sometime this season. There is a really strong running game here with DeAngelo Williams, Shonn Greene, Arian Foster, and possibly Donald Brown. It may sound crazy that Eli Manning is actually good but in 2009 he was a 4000+ yard passer and may have hit a new tier as a fantasy quarterback. Oh right, and he has a championship. Gag.

14. Ron Artest Was Lucky (Rollen)
A fellow Wolverine, either Rollen or I were destined to draft Tom Brady. We'd like to see him drop David Garrard for Chad Henne to really commit to school pride. Rollen does have WR Mario Manningham as a sleeper though, and he might sneak into the starting lineup alongside Mike Sims-Walker, Santana Moss, Bernard Berrian, Josh Cribs, and Devery Henderson. We don't see a lot of difference between most of those guys so it could be Mario time soon. We think Rollen got the two next big things in RBs with Rashard Mendenhall and Beanie Wells. If one of them can't break out in a feature role, Ronnie Brown is on hand to lend his veteran presence.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

It's a bingo!

With trade rumors swirling just minutes before the draft was to start, there was intense pressure from Dirty Birds management to trade down. A well known budget crisis plagues the franchise as unemployment runs rampant throughout the organization. As one potential trade after another fell through, GM Jon was about to shrug his shoulders and just use his number two overall pick when The Jewish Panda Bear, Mike, called with an offer. Through the use of big words, foreign languages, and a threatening Louisville Slugger, Mike convinced Jon to swap their first and second round picks. That meant the #2 and #27 picks were now in Mike's possession while Jon moved down to #8 and #21.

After Drew Brees was snatched away at number seven, Jon was forced to take the first wide receiver in the draft, Andre Johnson at number eight. On his wraparound pick, he lusted after Peyton Manning or Tom Brady but both were gone and he instead went with another receiver, Roddy White.

As for Mike, he ended up with the explosive Adrian Peterson and deep threat Greg Jennings. ESPN trade experts give a slight edge to the Inglourious Basterd end of deal as a prime time running back like Peterson trumps any dainty pass catcher, even one with the physical gifts of an Andre Johnson. Tom Jackson, speaking off the record: "The Birds got their quarterbacks snatched out from under them and now things could really blow up in their faces if AP goes wild. What a dumb move. Wouldn't want to be that guy. Idiot."

In related news, GM Jon may soon cross fantasy and reality lives, as unemployment lurks on both fronts.

Free Agent Auction

Instead of the traditional free agent waiver wire, we'll be trying a new system this year. It's a blind free agent auction or as EPSN calls it, "FAAB."
What is FAAB? It stands for free-agent acquisition budget, a stash of imaginary cash that every team in your league is given to do free-agent auction bidding. (Look at that! Two acronyms for the price of one! What a bargain!) Simply put, FAAB is an in-season salary cap that covers all your free-agent needs.
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FAAB not only is a far more equitable system -- a team that needs to make several waiver claims because of multiple injuries during a week can actually do so -- but also offers far more in the way of strategy. Knowing when to spend your limited budget while simultaneously trying to feel out your fellow owners as to how much of a bid is "too much" makes for a much more rewarding fantasy experience than waking up in the morning, hearing your star first baseman is out for the year and discovering all of the top free agents at the position have already been snatched up while you slept.
-ESPN, "How to use the FAAB feature"

Some more details:
  • The blind auction will run every day Wednesday through Sunday at 11 am EST (So not on Mon and Tue)
  • You have $100 for the entire season
  • There will be players available for $0
  • If you bid $50 for a player and the next highest bid was $20, you still pay $50
  • ESPN: How to use the FAAB feature article
  • Links to forums where people have asked questions about the feature: link one, link two

2010 Payout Structure


Pay your respective league comissioner, Mike or Jon

Rosters & Scoring



Playoffs & Toilet Bowl


PLAYOFFS
  • Six teams total in the playoffs
  • Top two teams in each division get into the playoffs
  • Two wildcards (from either division)
  • The division winners get a bye for the first round
  • The two #2 teams and the two wildcards reseed accordingly.
  • Each round thereafter is also reseeded
  • Home field advantage in playoffs is worth +5 points



TOILET BOWL
  • All eight teams that didn't make the playoffs reseed for the Toilet Bowl
  • Reseed each round thereafter
  • Winner takes all for Toilet Bowl pot

Divisions



Basically we went odd versus evens after considering East versus West, friends who know each other, etc.

Justice League
1. Adam
3. Jimmy
5. Victor
7. Brian
9. Olivia
11. Oliver
13. Ryan

Uncanny X-Men
2. Jon
4. Mark
6. Kevin
8. Mike
10. Hong
12. Andy
14. Rollen